What about Santa???Posted By Jason Cosford |
Paul Kammueller said:
Now for the real serious problem -- global warming is now within striking distance of endangering one of our favorite figures of childhood folklore. If the polar ice cap is gone in the next 5 to 10 years, what are we gonna tell the kids??? Santa lives in Greenland now? Or maybe he's moved to the South Pole?
Sorry kids, Santa won't be coming around this year because he drowned. Don't worry though, let's all jump in the Hummer and head down to the suburban shopping centre where we satiate our consumer needs by buying loads of cheap Chinese products at the local Wal-Mart!!! Merry Christmas everyone!!
Umm, Daddy? Are we partially to blame for his death?
Of course not dear, it's the sun.