North Carolina has a 11%+ unemployment rate. There are more than 30,000 people that have lost their jobs and are looking for work in my county. More than 40,000 in the next county. Obama to the rescue! Hope and change for...
Monkeys!
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/03/08/89974/stimulus-funds-pay-for-monkey.html
"The [$71,623 federal stimulus grant] is examining the effects of cocaine on... monkeys who have had a long-term addiction to cocaine." Total jobs saved or created: "Well, a job, said Mark Wright, a spokesman for the Wake Forest University School of Medicine.
"It's actually the continuation of a job that might not still be there if it hadn't been for the stimulus funding. And it's a good job," Wright said." Yeah, getting monkeys high on cocaine, who wouldn't want that job? Someone call
Mike Rowe!Comments in the blog:
"And I am sure the president is behind this one too.....Monkey research....how funny....along with all the other wasteful spending...but yes, I remember, he won the election"
"oh i get it six human jobs and 14 monkey jobs saved or created. question... how much of the 147K is left over for salaries once you buy cocaine?
or if 147K over 24 months of time which pays for 6 people or 12k per person? you cant get a monkey (pun intended) to work for 12K a year..... my guess is that 147K is going to ONE PERSON for two years at a salary of 73.5K a.year and the other jobs created are in someones head."
"SOUNDS TO ME THAT THE MONKIES ARENT THE ONLY ONES GETTING STONED"
David E