The Press Corps' Porn AddictionPosted By Joe Williams |
From the Wall Street Journal's OpinionJournal
Best of the Web Today - May 26, 2004
By JAMES TARANTO
The Press Corps' Porn Addiction
We're really starting to worry about some of our fellow journalists. It seems they were so titillated by those kinky pictures from Abu Ghraib prison that they just can't stop thinking about it. As we noted Monday, references to the Abu Ghraib shenanigans keep popping up in stories about entirely different subjects. Here are the latest examples:
A "worldwide annual study of consumer sentiment" finds that foreigners are less likely to "trust" American brands or to consider them "honest," reports CNN/Money. "According to the study--conducted before news of the prison abuse scandal broke late last month--the total percentage of consumers worldwide who use U.S. brands has fallen to 27 percent from 30 percent a year ago across 15 brands surveyed, including McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Microsoft, Yahoo!, Disney and Nike."
Then there's this, from a New York Times review of a Madonna show: " 'Burning Up,' a seemingly innocuous club classic from her first album, was even nastier. As Madonna, still wearing her fatigues, sang the refrain--'I'm burning up, burning up for your love'--static on the screens above was replaced by scrambled camcorder images. War and sex and videotape: it was impossible not to think of Abu Ghraib, though she never made the connection explicit."
"It was impossible not to think of Abu Ghraib." This is progress. After all, the first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem. May we suggest that Ghraib-obsessed scribes check out "Breaking Pornography Addiction: A Plan for Personal Success."
It isn't easy, but you can overcome this: "Don't beat yourself up when you stumble. Remember that what you are trying to accomplish is a major undertaking. You can do it. And as you progress, God will bless your life with incredible joy. You will become more self disciplined, and you will be happier than you have ever been. God bless us all with success."
Best of the Web Today - May 26, 2004
By JAMES TARANTO
The Press Corps' Porn Addiction
We're really starting to worry about some of our fellow journalists. It seems they were so titillated by those kinky pictures from Abu Ghraib prison that they just can't stop thinking about it. As we noted Monday, references to the Abu Ghraib shenanigans keep popping up in stories about entirely different subjects. Here are the latest examples:
A "worldwide annual study of consumer sentiment" finds that foreigners are less likely to "trust" American brands or to consider them "honest," reports CNN/Money. "According to the study--conducted before news of the prison abuse scandal broke late last month--the total percentage of consumers worldwide who use U.S. brands has fallen to 27 percent from 30 percent a year ago across 15 brands surveyed, including McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Microsoft, Yahoo!, Disney and Nike."
Then there's this, from a New York Times review of a Madonna show: " 'Burning Up,' a seemingly innocuous club classic from her first album, was even nastier. As Madonna, still wearing her fatigues, sang the refrain--'I'm burning up, burning up for your love'--static on the screens above was replaced by scrambled camcorder images. War and sex and videotape: it was impossible not to think of Abu Ghraib, though she never made the connection explicit."
"It was impossible not to think of Abu Ghraib." This is progress. After all, the first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem. May we suggest that Ghraib-obsessed scribes check out "Breaking Pornography Addiction: A Plan for Personal Success."
It isn't easy, but you can overcome this: "Don't beat yourself up when you stumble. Remember that what you are trying to accomplish is a major undertaking. You can do it. And as you progress, God will bless your life with incredible joy. You will become more self disciplined, and you will be happier than you have ever been. God bless us all with success."