Space and Time

So we've done the aliens to death. Here's a question for you re Tard(i)s- if you had a machine that could travel back into the past, what religious event would you wanna actually witness. And, would you want to be just one more face in the crowd or actually participate? Dinosaurs don't count, despite some recent Christian museum displays.

Jess Tauber

I guess someone would have to go back, take a ho to the serpent in the Garden of Eden, and snatch the forbidden apple out of Eve's hand before she takes a bite.

I guess number one on my own list would be BEFORE 'creation'- that is, participate in the blueprinting and mockup of the universe by God, aliens, insane catamites, or whatever. I'd like to know what sort of materials research had to be carried out, whether there were supplier or cash flow issues, and such. Also why the planned obsolescence (dark energy/big rip)?

Probably wouldn't get much of a hearing- heard the head engineer was a bit of a know-it-all and something of a hard ass.

I'd also like to go sailboarding at the parting of the Red Sea- maybe fly on wall at eruption of Thera, assuming this was contemporaneous. How about bringing a chip or two back from the original ten commandments stones?

Adam and Eve, if they were real- I'd very much love to check out the rest of the neighborhood, see what was happening in the next county over.

Jess Tauber