A husband and wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife says, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to have our coffee.
The husband says, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
The wife replies, "No, you should do it, because it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee."
The husband replies incredulously, "I can't believe that, show me!"
So she fetches the Bible, and opens it up to the New Testament and shows him that at the top of several pages, it indeed says.....
"HEBREWS"
(Just thought you could use a laugh in here this morning.)
;-]
The wife says, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to have our coffee.
The husband says, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
The wife replies, "No, you should do it, because it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee."
The husband replies incredulously, "I can't believe that, show me!"
So she fetches the Bible, and opens it up to the New Testament and shows him that at the top of several pages, it indeed says.....
"HEBREWS"
(Just thought you could use a laugh in here this morning.)
;-]
Sweet the coming on
Of grateful evening mild; then silent night
With this her solemn bird and this fair moon,
And these the gems of heaven, her starry train.
--John Milton
