From the AP wire service:
A spokesperson from the Kerry campaign revealed today that their investigators had uncovered ties and coordination between the RNC and the 527 PAC "art thieves for truth". The story is "art thieves for truth" had stolen the famous painting "The Scream", by Evard Munch, because it depicts how Americans feel after three and a half years under the Bush presidency.
A representative of the RNC called the charges "bogus" and that actually the shadowy group "art thieves for truth" was a left wing group that stole the painting because it represents how Americans will feel if Kerry is elected president. He also added that they discovered a paper trail between "art thieves for truth" and another left wing 527 "moveon.org", plus evidence from a Kerry campaign insider that John Kerry has "The Scream" screensaver on his personal computer.
President Bush responded that "just like Janet Jackson's right breast, I did not see "The Scream" on TV either". Again he called on Kerry to join him in shutting down these "shadowy groups".
Senator Kerry's response was, "this is just another example of the Bush smear machine at work, my screensaver is a bottle of Heinz ketchup and a large pile of money as it's always been, the memory of serving with Evard Munch in Viet Nam is seared into my mind". Kerry also promptly fired his IT manager.
A spokesperson from the Kerry campaign revealed today that their investigators had uncovered ties and coordination between the RNC and the 527 PAC "art thieves for truth". The story is "art thieves for truth" had stolen the famous painting "The Scream", by Evard Munch, because it depicts how Americans feel after three and a half years under the Bush presidency.
A representative of the RNC called the charges "bogus" and that actually the shadowy group "art thieves for truth" was a left wing group that stole the painting because it represents how Americans will feel if Kerry is elected president. He also added that they discovered a paper trail between "art thieves for truth" and another left wing 527 "moveon.org", plus evidence from a Kerry campaign insider that John Kerry has "The Scream" screensaver on his personal computer.
President Bush responded that "just like Janet Jackson's right breast, I did not see "The Scream" on TV either". Again he called on Kerry to join him in shutting down these "shadowy groups".
Senator Kerry's response was, "this is just another example of the Bush smear machine at work, my screensaver is a bottle of Heinz ketchup and a large pile of money as it's always been, the memory of serving with Evard Munch in Viet Nam is seared into my mind". Kerry also promptly fired his IT manager.
