(sigh) I need to place an order...

Ummm... Hello?

Is this the place to order some starry nights? It's been so cloudy lately, and we have the Messier Marathon coming up.

I'd like to order the starry nights combo...TO GO..., two large gas giants, and a side of transparent skies. Can you supersize that? And I'll take one of those new moon pies for dessert. Oh! And and throw in a Milky Way and a Virgo cluster too.

Thanks!

Matthew Sherman
NGC ME!

Matt…

Sorry. We're all out of that. Could I interest you in a Fog pizza and a mug of Great Cloud Nebula beer?

Fred

P.S. Our club has scheduled a Futility Marathon on March 29th. Futility was a little known French astronomer from the early 18th century. He did most of his observing in the winter, and subsequently discovered nothing.