I always loved watching 'The Honeymooners' and Ralph Kramden's simple
approach to dealing with problems in his universe. Unfortunately,
instead of a " Bang, zoom! To the Moon, Alice !! ", Ralph could
have simply headed out to the fire escape with Norton and his
telescope and taken some nice astro pictures to soothe his nerves.
(But then again, we wouldn't have laughed our heads off so much
with that astrophotography episode.)
That's the one where he and Norton get their pictures back and
finally discover that those white spots of blur on the film are
really buttons on Mrs. Calaverri's nightgown, and not the Pleiades!
The problem, of course, was not that Norton used his pipewrench as a
counterweight, rather that Ralph didn't use a Series IV 'Stiletto'
focuser first. All does end on a high note ('Baby, you're the
greatest!') the following morning when Alice presents him with a
brand new Series IV she had bought during the Red Tag sale. The
backdrop of the Moon and stars appropriately shows the credits...
So okay - maybe you missed that episode. But don't miss our special
Reg Tag sale! The new Series IV 'Stiletto' focuser for 35mm, CCD,
is now on special with a 10% discount. The Series IV will put you
in perfect focus in only seconds. But in all honesty, I don't think
I'd wait for your own Alice to pop a surprise on you.
Hop on over to our website and check out all of the details on
the Series IV yourself and see what others have to say. The Series
IV 'Stiletto' is guaranteed to perform flawlessly with your own
camera setup or you get your money back. It's that simple.
...and, don't forget to balance that pipewrench properly before
the next shooting session.