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Home > Classifieds > Astromart Classifieds > CCD Cameras ASTRO > Classified #232467

For Sale: Alert !!! Clueless Sneaky Women on the Loose!

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It's that time of year again and they're everywhere! Sneaky wives
and girlfriends are on the loose in the malls, shops, and boutiques
trying to find just that one right gift for you. Since I was
relatively stupid in past years, my wife usually wound up giving me
some cute, but useless, executive desktoy or stress reducer that ran
out of batteries in an hour. This was not her fault, of course.
When she would repeatedly ask what I wanted for Christmas, I would
give her the pat "Anything will be fine, honey..".

I don't know how I got that way. When I was a kid, I would take a
red crayon and plop a big 'X' next to just about every item in the
Sears catalog. To heck with inhibitions. But somehow, adulthood
merged diplomacy, tact, and stupidity with Christmas wishing.
And I found out that subtle hints were always a little too subtle
for her. (That explains why I have fifty identical screwdrivers in
my drawer.) Maybe I wasn't specific enough.

Anyhow, if you've been leaving blurry astrophotos around the house
hoping that she will take the hint that you want a Stiletto focuser
for Christmas, forget it! You will probably wind up getting a
magnetic photo album instead. To prevent this and to avoid all
sneakiness, just 'right-click' the image below and print out a
few copies. Fill in the blank so she knows exactly what to order,
and leave them around the house in appropriate places. (I suggest
putting one inside of her shoe.)

Kidding aside, the Series IV 'Stiletto' really is a perfect gift
for anybody into astrophotography. A model is available to match
any 35mm or CCD camera too! Pinpoint focusing is guaranteed in
seconds or your money back.

Visit our website for more information and just write or call if you
have any questions at all.

Happy Holidays & Clear Skies!
Richard
 

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