Well, I've been pretty quiet and depressed the past couple of weeks.
It's that goat thingy with the Chicago Cubs. I've been toying with the idea of raiding the Billygoat Tavern and stealing the stuffed head of the original goat off of the wall. I'm sure after burying it under home plate in Wrigley Field, the gypsy curse will finally come to an end. It might even be worth the jail time. I can probably find a leftfielder to help me out.
But if you have your own curse that comes in the form of bloated
star images on film or out-of-focus pixels, there's an easier solution and no jail time involved. No, you don't want to bury a Series IV 'Stiletto'in your backyard (although my wife has threatened to do just that if I take up any more of her space for storage), you want to attach one to your telescope and do away with the evil eye once and for all.
The Series IV 'Stiletto' simply is the finest way to focus an imaging
device - 35mm, CCD, or the new DSLRs. Our precision ronchi gratings guarantee easy, fast, and precise focusing each and every time - even if you're half-blind like me. And we guarantee it.
As for the Cubs, I guess I can wait another season to see what
happens. But if you don't want to wait that long for great astrophotos,hurry on over to our website today to see what the Series IV 'Stiletto' can do for you tomorrow night.
And please, no goat jokes until the start of Spring training.